Funny Cowboy Wiener Dog Tote Bag | Saddle Up There’s a New Wiener in Town Canvas Tote | Dachshund Lover Gift | Western Dog Tote

🌵 Yeehaw, Bestie — the wiener’s gone western 🤠

Meet the tote bag that no one asked for but everyone needs: a cowboy dachshund ready to ride off into the sunset (or Target parking lot).
Our “Saddle Up, There’s a New Wiener in Town” Canvas Tote is hilarious, durable, and perfect for dog moms with a sense of humor and a little yee-yee energy.

Whether you’re hauling treats, groceries, or emotional baggage, this tote has you covered.

🐾 FEATURES

• 100% premium cotton canvas — sturdy, reusable, and eco-friendly
• Size: 15″ × 16″ with long handles for comfy shoulder carry
• Professionally printed cowboy dachshund design (bold, detailed, and funny as hell)
• Lightweight but strong enough for daily use
• Hand-pressed in Richmond, VA by Sweet Pumpkin Designs VA

🎁 MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT

💌 Funny gift for any dog lover, dachshund owner, or wiener-dog-obsessed friend
💌 Great for birthdays, Christmas, bachelorette bags, or “just because you’re a hot mess with a wiener dog” gifts
💌 Perfect conversation starter — guaranteed someone will stop you and ask where you got it
💌 Under $30 and absolutely unforgettable

🌭 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

• You can’t not smile at a dachshund in a cowboy hat

• Spacious enough for snacks, leashes, and bad decisions

• Eco-friendly, reusable, and washable

• Handmade by a small biz that thrives on caffeine, chaos, and dog memes

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Spot clean or machine wash cold • Hang dry • Do not iron directly on design

🚚 SHIPPING + PROCESSING

• Made-to-order in Richmond, Virginia 🤎
• Processing: 3–5 business days
• Ships USPS Ground Advantage or Priority
• Local pickup available

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