Festive But Feral Christmas Raccoon Sweatshirt | Funny Holiday Crewneck for Women | Cozy Gildan 18000 Christmas Sweatshirt

🎅 The official sweatshirt of unhinged holiday energy 🎅

If your Christmas vibe is more chaotic cousin energy than Hallmark card, this one’s for you.
Our Festive But Feral Christmas Raccoon Crewneck is soft, cozy, and just a little bit unhinged — featuring a mischievous Santa raccoon ready to raid the cookie tray and your emotional stability.

Perfect for holiday parties, chaotic family dinners, or any night you’re sipping cocoa and pretending you have it all together.

🦝 FEATURES

• Printed on the premium Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend — soft, cozy, and durable
• Classic unisex fit — order true to size for relaxed, or size up for oversized look
• Professionally DTG printed for vibrant color and long-lasting design
• Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband for that perfect cozy fit
• Ethically sourced and hand-pressed in Richmond, VA by Sweet Pumpkin Designs VA

🌟 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

Because being a little feral isn’t a flaw — it’s a lifestyle.
Whether you’re wrapping gifts at 1 a.m., hiding from in-laws, or surviving on peppermint mocha and delusion, this sweatshirt gets it.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Holiday parties & office gift exchanges
• Funny Christmas outfits for friends and coworkers
• Matching “Festive but Feral” photo ops with your chaotic crew
• Small-biz besties, tired moms, and everyone just trying their best

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold • Tumble dry low • Do not iron design • Avoid bleach

🚚 SHIPPING + PROCESSING

• Made to order in Richmond, Virginia 🩷
• Processing time: 5-7 business days (7-10 during peak holiday weeks)
• Ships USPS Ground Advantage or Priority — upgrade available at checkout

💌 SMALL BIZ LOVE

Each piece is handmade with love by a one-woman shop who runs on coffee, chaos, and holiday spirit. Thank you for shopping small and supporting Sweet Pumpkin Designs VA!

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