I'm Not a Player I Just Crush a Lot Sweatshirt | Funny Nutcracker Ugly Christmas Sweater | Gildan 18000

Ugly sweater party? Say less. 🎄😏
This Funny Nutcracker Christmas Sweatshirt that says “I’m Not a Player, I Just Crush a Lot” brings the perfect mix of tacky, bold, and absolutely unhinged holiday humor. Printed on a cozy Gildan 18000 crewneck for peak comfort and extra clowning.

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Show up to the holiday season with main character energy in this hilarious Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt featuring a nutcracker and the phrase “I’m Not a Player, I Just Crush a Lot.”

It’s giving:
• Office holiday party chaos
• Family gathering conversation starter
• White elephant gift icon
• Mom who is done, but festive about it

Perfect for:

• Ugly sweater parties

• Girls’ nights

• Christmas cookie baking chaos

• Holiday concerts + classroom days

• Being the funniest one in the room, obviously.

Wear it oversized for cozy leggings vibes or dress it up with jeans & boots for a cute + sarcastic holiday look.

Makes a perfect funny Christmas gift, gag gift, or matching bestie sweatshirt moment.

Product Details

• Brand: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck

• Fit: Unisex relaxed fit (size up for oversized)

• Fabric: Cotton/poly fleece blend — soft inside, durable outside
  

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron directly on print

• Avoid bleach & softeners

Perfect For

• Ugly sweater parties 🎄

• Girls' night out

• Holiday humor lovers

• White elephant gifts

• The chaotic festive queen in your life

💌 About Sweet Pumpkin Designs:
We’re a mom-owned small shop based in Richmond, VA creating cozy, high-quality sweatshirts for every season. Each piece is made with love, packed with care, and sprinkled with a little bit of Christmas magic.